April '00
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Weird Links on the Official
Fuzztones Homepage
This has the coolest links, here's what they say about us "Some seriously weird site that promotes an underground Fez cult that travels around the world, partying, being silly, and wearing moustaches."
I've just found out (or maybe I've rediscovered since it may have been me who nominated us) but we're worst of the web for 11th January 2000, CLASSIC.
The Nightshadow of Horror/Kung-fu Theatre wrote:
"Greetings. I am the host of a cable show called "Horror/Kung-fu Theatre" I
would like to invite you to the show if you are ever in the Los Angeles area.
We could promote your website."
After being subjected to the new photos (24 March '00), Steve Blair of List Magazine (Glasgow) wants to include the page in the internet column. So look out for this around Thursday 11 May. Will probably give us a serious slagging off.
Is there a splinter group in Reading? As a concerned young man who's desperate to fez wrote:
On a serious note, is there a fezzing community in the Reading area, and do they know anywhere that sells good fezzing equipment.
For more on splinter groups see Fellow Fez Factions, several of which we're linked from
MAD first (of many) drummer with The Tombstones has informed us:
Shall I tell you what worries me, 4 years ago when I met Andy, (boy who I think you met at Easter) I always knew he was a bit unusual (apart from his taste in women, but the least said there the better!!)
I was intrigued to find he had a Fez on display in his living-room which, from time to time when watching TV and consuming a beer, he would wear quite happily - answer the door in it - go to the loo in it - and I though, hmmm, that's a bit strange but wasn't too concerned!
When he moved into my flat 2 years ago I was horrified to find, in several well concealed binbags - he had several smoking jackets, which when combined with the fez, your fez page and the freaks of nature involved begins to concern me greatly!!
When are you organising a fez trip to Turkey??"
Says Stuart of
For all those crappy spring bank holiday Mondays when you're stuck in the house on a shitty day in someplace like Girvan, Renfrew, Greenock, East Kilbride, Kalmar... (you get the picture) and there's bugger all on the box. Well cheer up you miserable bastard for now we have brought you: Behind the Scenes - The Making of a Fez Night .
In fact just keep your eye on New Fez Features
"Your page is now on the fun page... Row 13, last one on the right. Very cool page!!! And well done as well!"
Is what the fun page reckons - check it out there's tons of wierd shit here.
We're now getting a link from these dudes, who use the old Pimp & Ho variation on wearing a fez. Maybe we'll manage one big Pimp and Fez Night.
Stevie Mooncat (pictured below with Spaceman Grant [left]) has been officially dubbed President of the Department of Surrealism (European Division). An honour indeed.
Troy "trenchcoat" Wood - Creator, President, and Grand Poobah Supreme of the Department of Surrealism is linking us from their list of Unusual Organizations.
We're now linked from the Screamin' Jay Hawkins page (see Celebrity Fezzers) by the host Volker W Stieber MD, who reckons:
"Way cool! I think the album "At Home with Screamin' Jay" had him wearing a fez! BTW, Ren Hoek (of Ren and Stimpy) likes to relax in a fez"
Obviously a man of taste, hopefully we'll see him on a Fez Night some time.
Speaking of completely wigged out screamin' freaks who we worship, Will Shade of the Monks page (see also Celebrity Fezzers) says:
"Your site is wiggy as hell!"
That's pretty damned scarey coming from a Monks fan! C'mon Eddie Shaw and Gary Burger sign our guestbook - it's time we had some legends instead of the usual riff-raff.
UPDATE - We've also heard from the Web Meisteress for The Monks who wants to join in the NYC Fez Night.
Also we're getting a link from World Wide Fez who reckon:
"Cool site"
Much appreciated - may the fez be with you.
Who do we support when Scotland plays Morocco in the world cup this week. SHIT!
Well it turns out they hammered us - never doubt the power of the fez.